Announcement to all Pilipino mates

Ano tagalog ng CUTE?
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September 11, 2006

I was walking down the street when a saw a woman with perfect breasts. I said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replied, and kept walking away. I turned around, I ran around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" I asked her again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So I ran around the next block and faced her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She think about it for a while and said, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So we went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as I saw them, I grabbed them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying my face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", I replied. "Costs too much..."